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Caledonian horse pickle

A horse’s penis that has been stuffed inside haggis for at least 10 minutes and then inserted into another’s chamber and then devoured by a sexual partner.
Man that I really enjoyed that Caledonian horse pickle.
by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024
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Boxing a Horse for Charity

Referring to doing something sexual with someone that isn't actually intercourse without wanting to mention that they did something sexual with them because of whoever the audience consists of.
Person A: How'd it go yesterday with that guy?
Person B: It went really well, we got back to my place and-
Person C: *walks in*

Person B: ended up boxing a horse for charity on my couch.
by ezlikesflatorangesoda May 27, 2022
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Horsed

To get roasted or to lose in a fight
Rick just made fun of you, you got HORSEDDDD”
by briannnnj November 17, 2022
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Drew all over my horse

Based off when a friend recounted a story about a horse they drew and how someone took their drawing and kept drawing over it to “make it better”

When someone takes work you’ve done and goes over it without permission to make it personally appeal to them more
“My editor drew all over my horse when I showed them my script”
by Pluvia May 27, 2024
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Horse’s hooker

A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.
V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”
by StewartCopelandFucks April 18, 2020
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Shitting Horses and Donkeys

An exaggerated version of 'Raining cats and dogs' where now its hailing and snowing and raining etc.
'holy shit, its shitting horses and donkeys'
by doomplings October 14, 2021
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pulling the horse

to pull your dick like your pulling a rope
he was pulling the horse and let go, so the white horse went for miles
by Green Lamb October 16, 2008
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