Piss on his chips

Chips from a chippie getting pissed on

When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.

He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE

by The uriniser October 1, 2019

Hi

The one word you should never say to feminazis or else you'd be fucked over with rape accusations and in court and lose in just 2 minutes

Man : Hi
Feminazi : rAaaPeE

by guacamolenigerpenis June 5, 2021

hi

a greeting

person 1: hi
person 2: hi
person 1: can you let me out of your basement
person 2: no

by flashy28 April 30, 2024

Hi

Hi

Hi

by anonymous March 7, 2021

hi

to say hi, is to greet someone. DUUH

person 1: *see u*
Person 2: Hi *Waves* and *Smiles*
Person 1: *Awkardly smiles and waves*

by fabulous goat August 25, 2022

Hi

hi is a them for hi

hi is a them for hi

by Zeuqi December 11, 2020

Hi

Hi

Hi

by S0me_1 February 6, 2019