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Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023
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Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023
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Donkey

An overlord of waffles fuck onions and waffles will get free there fuck the farquad castle
by Donk420 May 11, 2023
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Donkey

Hym "No. Donkey is being generous. Because a DONKEY is actually useful to someone other than a woman. A donkey I wouldn't have to pretend is people. And the small dick derision is allowed. You're perfectly fine with it. You have nerd once in your life heard small dick bigotry and had anything to say about it. You're perfectly fine with the dehumanization of incels. But when it's YOU beginning dehumanized it's a problem. When it's that fucking cripple it's a problem. A whore doing something that would would destroy my life? Not a problem. You've never imposed schizophrenia ON anyone who's done it. You never mocked them. You've never in your life even HEARD anyone mock a fat cock. So no. Donkeys are majestic animals. I don't even know what to call you."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2023
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The Laughing Donkey

“The Laughing Donkey” is the name of the person and the room party game “The Laughing Donkey”. This game were a bunch of consenting adult furries get a wheel and spin it until it stops on a name, whomever’s name it lands on must take a shot. This continues until someone passes out from drunkenness, this person is called “The Laughing Donkey”. “The Laughing Donkey” is then sodomized by the other players and sometimes even objects in the room. The goal of this game is to make the loser wake up full of the other player’s semen and make them hung over.
Person 1: “Where is Jonathan I need him to send over those IT forms so we can finalize the deal?”

Person 2: “Boss Jonathan went to that room party after the furcon and they played ‘The Laughing Donkey’ Jonathan was crawling all over the place this morning throwing up in the bathroom and leaving a trail like a snail, he CAN NOT work today”

Person 1: “God damnit why do only furries do IT I can never understand you fuckers!”

Person 2: “OwO; sowwy bossy~”
by EducationIsMyPurpose September 13, 2023
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Floppy donkey

When a cock is so big, it flops and sways around like a donkey dick
by Madmonk210 September 17, 2023
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Donkey

She's a donkey
by anonymous September 26, 2023
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