The condition of having a laptop whose battery is continuously dead. Usually caused by laziness and neglecting to move the charger to the current workspace.
Dave: *Opens Laptop in Important Business Meeting* Excuse me folks, my laptop appears to be suffering from "Dead Laptop Syndrome" if you will excuse me while I go get the power cord.
Attendees: *Face Palm*
Attendees: *Face Palm*
by computerwiz_222 January 21, 2010
Get the Dead Laptop Syndrome mug.Dead Cat Dirty is when your place of residence is in such a state of disarray from obsessive hoarding and/or pure lazines, and so vile that beneath the foul debris, one is certain to find a dead cat. The presence of a dead cat does not rely on whether or not the homeowners actually own or owned a cat. Once a certain degree of filth is reached, a rotten, decomposed cat carcass instantly appears. It is still under investigation exactly how the bizarre carcasses appear, and where they come from.
Girl 1: I went to Javier's house last night for some cocking and locking, but to my dismay, his apartment was DCD! I immediately got as dry as a nun's cunt.
Girl 2: What's DCD?
Girl 1: Dead Cat Dirty.
Girl 2: What's DCD?
Girl 1: Dead Cat Dirty.
by Trap "Money" McCallister May 23, 2011
Get the Dead Cat Dirty mug.A cliché in popular fiction that was common at one point in time, but has become so overused that it no longer has any relevance, so whenever it's used consecutively, it is as though the writers are "beating up a dead horse".
Mick: You know what I hate? That new music video by Chris Brown. It's basically a Michael Jackson rip-off with triads.
Fred: Triads? That's been a dead horse cliché since the last decade.
Mick: Yeah, they're just beating up a dead horse.
Fred: Triads? That's been a dead horse cliché since the last decade.
Mick: Yeah, they're just beating up a dead horse.
by TheWriter May 19, 2013
Get the dead horse cliché mug.Something you did that was a turn off for your partner. Almost like imagining a dead dog as a turn off for yourself, but the other person does it.
Ruining a sexy moment.
Ruining a sexy moment.
We were talking dirty to each other and then he mentioned my friend. He totally dead dogged me.
Yea that's a major turn off.
Yea that's a major turn off.
by Pase44 September 30, 2016
Get the Dead dogged me mug.A sex position where the girl lays on her stomach and does absolutely nothing while the guy bangs her from behind.
by jackanddan May 11, 2016
Get the reverse dead fish mug.To be so utterly dead and exhausted that all logic and meaning becomes irrational and is replaced with a puddle. This can also be related to dancing and the symptoms include tiredness and mild insanity. The "t" stands for tayra -small South American weasel-like carnivore
by wing wing halo August 9, 2016
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