When your significant other owns 12 or more hair products and getting in and out of the shower makes you a bowling ball
Ricky is standing next to the water cooler. Looking cooler than normal. Alfred walks up. What's going on? Ricky replies. I got a strike getting out of the shower this morning, Alfred replies damn straight.
Shower bowling!
Shower bowling!
by Shower bowling October 16, 2022

We rode around in Kathy’s mom’s Cabrio. We decided to cold bowl it so the upholstery wouldn’t smell. I froze my ass off and got ash in my eye.
by Kasey Keo December 7, 2018

It is similar to poisoning the well. An act of claiming a good thing for the sake of owning it and ruining the fun for everyone else.
Person 1: The guy who copyrighted the Happy Birthday song was an ass.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.
by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020

by Tehelee July 8, 2014

Candlepin bowling...
Dad: lets go bowling
Son: i love candlepin bowling
Dad: ?
Son: its big 20 bowling
Dad: ok lets go
*drives to candlepin bowling*
Son: i love candlepin bowling
Dad: ?
Son: its big 20 bowling
Dad: ok lets go
*drives to candlepin bowling*
by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 4, 2023

by Mussyboi March 28, 2017
