Asshole

A type of person seen as self devoting to making the lives of everybody around them a bit worse than they were a minute before they met each other. That term can be however used by one such person to hide the fact of what they really are, a callous piece of shit.

Did you see that prick who calls himself an asshole go last night? The moment he drove home from the party, he reached down for his phone and crushed three bushes from Derek's front yard and we never heard from him since.

by enrique150 January 9, 2020

scrambled asshole

Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.

Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.

He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.

by bear shaver July 13, 2021

wankin asshole

a shitstained cocksucka who loves dat cock in their anal hole

hey josh, you a wankin asshole
dat nigga a wankin asshole
sup bitch, yall know you a wankin asshole
then gelvin was all like, you a wankin asshole!!

by bROD November 29, 2013

Assholic

A term of manner spoken.

I have a assholic attitude towards politics.

by SoulCursedRapier October 18, 2018

Varnished asshole

Used to describe a terrible smelling object

<Guy1> Wow those shoes smell terrible
<Guy2> Yeah they smell like Varnished Assholes

by Asspipe April 7, 2009

Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024

Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.

Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!

by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025