Anal rape

Anal rape is where you viciously insert your silly sausage in someone when they aren’t expecting it (which normally ends in a scream and a little wiggle around) you then give it a good ole whip around. You then wait for your boner to go down and jiggle and just it out.

Rose: what did you and Jamie do last night then ?
Sunya: well he anally raped me and it shot me right into the air ahhhh
Rose: ah sounds fun love a bit of anal rape
*kabooommmmm banggggg*
‘Everyone run from the bins, sunyas on a mad one !!!!!!!!!!

by Sunyas mum January 4, 2020

Anal Trespass

The act of accidnetally bumming one's younger brother while having to share a bed on family holidays.

Younger Brother: What the f***!? You just anally raped me! You sick f***!

Older Brother: I'd say it was more of an anal trespass as I was unconscious and just rolled over funny.

Younger Brother: Oh that's alright then.

by Jed Beatty December 15, 2010

COD ANAL

bumming someone whilst playing call of duty

dan and andy doing COD ANAL

by danbo93 April 25, 2010

anal cunt

Anal Cunt (AKA Anal Count) was a GG Allin song before it was a band. Its pretty self-explanatory, he's talking about fucking up the ass.

"Your tight anal cunt!"

by Sarah Lambert February 26, 2008

Anal Reined

When a woman thrust her fist into a man's anus not because he enjoys and often causes him great discomfort and pain, but done solely for her pleasure. Also known as a Rein Job.

A man visited the emergency room after being anal reined.

by Dirty M and the Boys April 28, 2011

Anal Anemone

When your girls buthole puckers out like a sea cukumber.

This is a not bloody sanguine rose

I scrwed Daisy's butt til she was loose and sloppy, that anal anemone just didn;t do it for me no more

by Bob McBud June 12, 2009

Anal Shotgun

The act of shotgunning a beer by poking a hole in the bottom of the can rather than the side of the can and chugging the beer as fast as possible.

We anal shotgunned way to many beers last night.

by Rocks2n3 January 3, 2010