Having a shower after taking a grog bog because you can't tell if you got all the shite from your sticky date
by Jdork January 24, 2022
Get the Irish showermug. Justin: I just came up with the best come back to an argument I had with my dad in the shower.
Leon: Dude you haven’t seen your dad for years.
Leon: Dude you haven’t seen your dad for years.
by #NotURdAD March 15, 2024
Get the Showermug. John (sinner) (Unenlightened): who shat in the shower
Ben (enlightened) (shower shitter): rather to shit in the shower than shower in the shit
Ben (enlightened) (shower shitter): rather to shit in the shower than shower in the shit
by roboprinceofauchtertool July 12, 2023
Get the Shower Shittermug. When, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner's hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a "cap" of poo.
"You're so pretty" Harry gushed, caressing Janice's hair. Little did Janice know Harry was really giving her a Toledo Shower Cap.
by J-Krack November 7, 2012
Get the Toledo Shower Capmug. Preliminary actions that you should always perform prior to partaking of a sudsy scrub--a-dub, to avoid any "unintentional ice-bucket challenge" surprises that often occur while you're waiting for warmed aych-two-oh to flow from the water-heater through your pipes to the shower-head.
These two prudent pre-shower protective procedures are very important to avoid potential bathtub-hypothermia, but are very simple and easy to carry out:
(1) Ensure that the tub/shower selector-knob is moved to :"tub" so that water will only flow out from the tub's faucet-spout, not the shower-head. Then turn on the "hot" valve full-blast and wait till the faucet's chilly out-flow starts to turn warm before turning off the valve and moving the selector-knob over to "shower".
2. Step into the tub and properly close/arrange the curtain, then turn on the "hot" tap again and immediately hold your cupped hands up towards the shower-head so that its "initial" blast of water will hit your palms and spray sideways, rather than shockingly deluging your entire shivering "birthday suit" with the unheated "residual" water that's still inside the shower-head's feeder-pipe. Once the shower-head's spray warms, adjust the hot/cold valves for the desired water-temperature.
(1) Ensure that the tub/shower selector-knob is moved to :"tub" so that water will only flow out from the tub's faucet-spout, not the shower-head. Then turn on the "hot" valve full-blast and wait till the faucet's chilly out-flow starts to turn warm before turning off the valve and moving the selector-knob over to "shower".
2. Step into the tub and properly close/arrange the curtain, then turn on the "hot" tap again and immediately hold your cupped hands up towards the shower-head so that its "initial" blast of water will hit your palms and spray sideways, rather than shockingly deluging your entire shivering "birthday suit" with the unheated "residual" water that's still inside the shower-head's feeder-pipe. Once the shower-head's spray warms, adjust the hot/cold valves for the desired water-temperature.
by QuacksO October 2, 2018
Get the prudent pre-shower protective proceduresmug. A special kind of shower head usually found in hotels in South America and Southeast Asia that heats the water using electricity. Cheaply made ones can electrocute you.
by thatlittlecunt January 2, 2018
Get the Suicide Showermug. The act of paying a homeless drug addict (or similarly repulsive person or people) to urinate upon someone.
Generally used as an insult.
Generally used as an insult.
"I paid $1 for your unholy shower, hopefully you'll smell better afterwards."
"You smell like you just took an unholy shower."
"I'd rather take an unholy shower...."
"You smell like you just took an unholy shower."
"I'd rather take an unholy shower...."
by VonTekuRyu July 2, 2017
Get the Unholy showermug.