twat monkey

Buckle shopping, Affliction wearing, hair gelling, UFC loving douche bag that wacks off to Tapout and cant get enough of going to the gym, taking selfies of himself to show on facebook, and is the most egotistical retard on the planet. (Most UFC

and Tapout fans)

Man chris used to be cool til he got into that gay ass UFC shit, hes such a fucking twat monkey now.

by WVTOMBLIN85 May 24, 2014

Gravel Monkey

A slang term for Civil engineers primarily used by Mechanical engineers. This term is more prevalent in engineering students where the 'fued' between mechanical and civil engineering students is common. The term is most obviously a play on the racist term sand monkey for people from arab/north africa regions.

"Look at that gravel monkey making forces balance out to zero"

by MechElyfe June 20, 2018

monkey rape

Monkey rape is the regrettable practise of a tying a monkey up by his tail and then boning him up the ass.

Can be quite noisy.

Don's neighbors got used to the smell of bananas and monkey poo, and even to the sight of him doing monkey rape on a monkey hanging from his clothesline.

But they never got used to the screaming.

by scodder May 6, 2010

Honey Monkey

A cute loving term used by a True cowboy to describe his girl. A honey monkey is the only woman able to hold a cowboys heart for the rest of his life.

Stephanie is my Honey Monkey. She promised to be for ever.

by HoneyMonkeyBaby February 5, 2010

sausage monkey

A Girl , normally short in stature that has a keen regard for penis, and the sexual energy and morality of a Bonobo chimp .

The date went well, she turned out to be a sausage monkey .

by Gibdog82 October 6, 2016

monkey city

a city where you will find birds, balls, and booze

I went to that monkey city, but I left with the clap and a hangover.

by c. obscura November 2, 2004

Chuff Monkey!

A small brown monkey that fits in your palm, found in the rainforests of Argentina

by Anonymous May 9, 2002