by icycakes November 14, 2015

Katy, “I fucking hate penetration, and super pale fugly ass dicks!”
Eva, “Then find a guy with a goddamn penny long”
Katy, “Your know wassup that’s why I hang with you”
Eva, “Then find a guy with a goddamn penny long”
Katy, “Your know wassup that’s why I hang with you”
by 😜LAKE 40😜 June 19, 2018

by johnson perry September 2, 2022

An event similar to the long jump, where the male athletes instead whip out their cocks and see how far they can ejaculate, and female athletes sit on the floor and see how far they can squirt.
Jonaben: You wanna go join the long cum event this athletic meet?
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!
by toddrwod October 2, 2022

Someone who's head is so long it's as high as Burj khalifa.
If you want to talk to them you can't ... Cause their head is literally in the clouds
If you want to talk to them you can't ... Cause their head is literally in the clouds
by Whateverselena March 17, 2019
