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Ninja

1-A slick, elusive, amazing fighter. Cannot be beaten by anyone/anything. Knows every style of fighting, mostly usues Asian Mixed Martial Arts. Can kill you in one swift movement with any object around them. Or even with their bare hands. They are not always asian. Never fallllls, they always land on their feet. Ninjas can read minds, perform amazing gymnast stunts, and can dogde a speeding bullet. Pretty much the greatest people to ever walk the earth. IMMORTAL TO EVERYTHING.
2-Another name for a smalll asian pole vaulter.
Did you see Jon yesterday? He totally fought off that anti-ninja with his amazing ninja skill!

Ninjas really know how to kick asss.

Courtney used her ninja skillll to jump on the car, flip onto some rooof, then dive into a helicopter.

Becca just cleared 9 feet!
by awesomeninja22 August 4, 2009
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Ninja Warp

A method of which to transport ones self from one location to another across a modest distance, the ability may only work while unseen by anyone. Hence the aspect of Ninjutsu.

Term commonly used in conjunction with cheating, playing unfair in FPS or turn-based RTS card games, and hacking or hax0r.

One physical method is to use the standby technique to lag the other players enough to run to a new area before fragmented packets re-capsulate and the other players resume playing. In some cases the players don't notice the transition.

Another method is to run a modified locally cached map that has additions and alterations to the playing field and/or characters/weapons.
#1 First person shooter's such as Halo and Counter-Strike.

#2 Turn-Based and Real-Time Strategy such as Dungeons & Dragons(loose-not officially supported).

Example situation:

(Halo:Combat Evolved) "He disappeared, I was following him around a corner, there was no escape or exit. He just vanished!" "..He must of Ninja Warped!"
by m3g4hur7z March 11, 2010
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Ninja Like

The act of logging onto a social networking site and rapidly liking a status/post before immediately leaving the website.

Not to be confused with Ninja-like
"Dude, she's not online. She just ninja liked your status, that's all."
by Carnifeaux November 5, 2013
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by wHY U BuLly Mee June 4, 2019
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Jordan The Ninja

Dastardly handsome, very talented individual who takes on tons more than meets the eye. A person who is very skilled at a great many things which most abilities are unknown. Although the skill level is very high, this often blinds the individual to certain cues. Deep down, there is a longing to be known for who he truly is. A silent scream to be heard as a person.
At first I didn’t buy into Jordan The Ninja being a real ninja. But alas, I have discovered that you can never really know him unless you know him not. He really is Jordan The Ninja
by JordanTheNinja November 23, 2021
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Ninja Attack

1. when someone comes completely out of nowhere during a race or any other event.

2. fighting a single person or a group of people like ninja
"That guy was in last place for the race but he just Ninja Attacked us."
by y.cole June 15, 2012
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Ninja of Darkness

A master hacker who often bends space and time just because he is bored. He is able to summon his thirty-four black belts at will from anywhere in the universe, doing so by slipping them through wormholes from his hacker yacht at his hacker island. He is a little bit lumpy at times, but that is only a side-effect of his undigested metal pipes that he slips down his throat while hacking to keep him focused.
"Did the Ninja of Darkness totally just slurp down a metal pipe in front of the Moderators?"
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."
by zimbabwezaibatsu April 25, 2023
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