Slappin’ Legs

A formerly popular Southern euphemism for sex. (verb)

“Everybody knows that those two have been slappin’ legs.” -My Grandmother

by kinkytwinky June 25, 2018

Sketty Leg

A Cigerette or a joint as in weed or hash. Also a person that walks with a limp or appears to have a rubber leg.

Sketty Leg- SKETTY LEG!!!!!!!...do you see how that guy's walkin...yea he definetly caught a sketty leg or appears to have a bad case of the sketty leg. "Hey..when you fire that sketty leg up...let me get a drag off that skag."

by Soggybottom Sumbitch August 7, 2008

Stanky 2 legs

The stanky 2 legs is a move where a female with a unpleasant vagina jumps and wraps her legs around a persons face much like a facehugger from Aliens vs Predators. In which the smell from her stanky vagina knocks the man out cold.

That man was no match for the stanky 2 legs move.
Watch out, watch out and hes down, knocked out cold by the stanky 2 legs.

by Oliver Doyle February 6, 2019

Tucheng legs

Uncovered legs with excessive mosquito bites, scars or bruises.

“Damn, she got tucheng legs, bro.”

by Bobbyanalog October 22, 2023

Schrödinger's Legs

The peculiar phenomenon of suddenly becoming unsure how many legs one has, and where exactly they are. Particularly when the legs don't appear to know either.

The phenomenon most commonly occurs during toilet breaks after long nights of drinking.

"Alas, dear chap, I appear to have a sudden case of Schrödinger's Legs. Might I perchance borrow your umbrella to prop up my uncertain undercarriage?"

by SunGnif July 28, 2023

Leg prothesis

1. A fetish that sounds wierd but that is hella cool.
2. Upgraded version of the foot fetish.

Dude 1 : I found some leg prothesis hentai and that's beautiful.
Dude 2 : *feels in danger*

by Frog with salt January 15, 2021

Motorcycle leg

Made up symptoms of fake diseases to get out of stuff one does not want to do

Motorcycle leg, motorcycle leg, motorcycle leg

by Sjdh December 5, 2018