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Dead cats foot

'Dead cats foot'

The term used to describe the often dangerous, bacteria filled donner meat often found in your local takeaway.
It can be found rotating slowly on a vertical spit with a crispy burnt surface and a luke warm to room temp centre.
As we know, bacteria flourishes in room temp to medium heat.
Think!.
X.
'Hey mate, you comin' for a takeaway?'
Y.
'No You go, just get me dead cats foot and chips'
by Hotornot August 29, 2005
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Chuck Norris or Dead

A phrase used to describe how well known a fact is. If someone does not know some thing obvious, they are either Chuck Norris or dead.
That guy doesn't know that men sit down to pee. He's either Chuck Norris or dead.
by canada blows October 10, 2005
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Drop Dead Gorgeous

Somebody usually Female, who is DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!
AKA- DDG

Orgin-Ireland
Boquisha is Drop Dead Gorgeous!
by KBCS May 13, 2005
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beat the dead horse

Henry: "Yeah bro me and my friends were all sitting around a fire, just beating the dead horse!"

Joe: "Be careful man! If you beat the dead horse too much you could get a 90 degree angle cock from that!"

Henry: "You only get one life joe, live it up."
by gangstaa347623497532 January 1, 2012
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Dead Dazai Osamu

Steps on how to dead dazai:

Step one: Get Bram Stoker BSD to vampire Chuuya.
Step two: Get Russian Rat to control vampire Chuuya.
Step three: Russian Rat tell Chuuya to kill Dazai Osamu.
Step four: Dazai legs get broken and he cant move on floor.
Step five: Chuuya come in with gun.
Step six: Chuuya pew pew Dazai shoulder first.
Step seven: Dazai say ow it hurt.
Step eight: Chuuya shoots Dazai in the head.
Step nine: Dazai die.

Thats how you get a Dead Dazai Osamu!
*insert dead dazai image*
by Averythechuuyalover September 18, 2023
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Dead Laptop Syndrome

The condition of having a laptop whose battery is continuously dead. Usually caused by laziness and neglecting to move the charger to the current workspace.
Dave: *Opens Laptop in Important Business Meeting* Excuse me folks, my laptop appears to be suffering from "Dead Laptop Syndrome" if you will excuse me while I go get the power cord.

Attendees: *Face Palm*
by computerwiz_222 January 21, 2010
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Dead Cat Dirty

Dead Cat Dirty is when your place of residence is in such a state of disarray from obsessive hoarding and/or pure lazines, and so vile that beneath the foul debris, one is certain to find a dead cat. The presence of a dead cat does not rely on whether or not the homeowners actually own or owned a cat. Once a certain degree of filth is reached, a rotten, decomposed cat carcass instantly appears. It is still under investigation exactly how the bizarre carcasses appear, and where they come from.
Girl 1: I went to Javier's house last night for some cocking and locking, but to my dismay, his apartment was DCD! I immediately got as dry as a nun's cunt.

Girl 2: What's DCD?

Girl 1: Dead Cat Dirty.
by Trap "Money" McCallister May 23, 2011
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