trusty rusty

When your fucking her in the ass and just before you finish you pull out and shove your shit covered dick into her mouth.

" hey man me and my girl tried the trusty rusty last night, she got mad and left"

by xjxmxsx October 11, 2017

Rusty Bayonette

When a woman is impregnated while participating in anal intercourse... Details are left to the imagination.

Bro 1: Dude, you know that girl Rachel?
Bro 2: Yeah man, I heard she got knocked up!
Bro 1: Yeah, and she said that I'm the father, but I just Butt-fucked her, since she had a nasty Kraken Snatch
Bro 2: you must have pulled a rusty bayonette!

by arr1029384756 September 6, 2011

rusty opportunity

The opposite of a golden opportunity. This happens when a desirable situation occurs, but the conditions are not to your liking.

Joe: You had a golden opportunity to hook up last night. What happened?

Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.

by 2014_chiguy June 12, 2014

Rusty Crowder

Aka a Brass Section, when you get a bunch of people together and have them compete for who gets to be first rimmer on an asshole

I thought it was just going to be a gang bang but they all lined up like it was try outs like a goddamned Rusty Crowder

by BigBobBalls June 26, 2018

Chocolate Rusty Trombone

When you perform oral sex on the rectum of someone, and blow into their anus to create a gas bubble that will produce feces immediately.

I really didn’t mean to blow that chocolate rusty trombone last night, left a bitter taste.

by Reallowblows May 22, 2020

Rusty

Deep Eddie's Vodka - Lemon and Club Soda

Excuse me Bartender, I'll have a Rusty.

by Talladega500_bake September 6, 2025

Rusty Bushman

When a guy with a beard gets a rusty trombone, but she tugs the beard.

My girlfriend got mad about a rusty trombone so she gave me a rusty bushman!

by Breakaway December 5, 2019