A person who has an eye that looks away from the direction that the other eye is looking. For example, a person's left eye is looking forward while the right eye is looking to the right. Some people also have the ability to change which eye is the side scanner. Not to be confused with someone who is crosseyed or middle scanner.
The guy at the drive thru window was a side scanner. He was looking at us and the car behind us...at the same time!
by JibSS October 1, 2010
Get the Side Scannermug. A down low guy who is straight presenting that gets drunk and texts his best friends straight buddy hoping that guy is secretly gay or bi
Scottie got texts all night on Mew Year’s Eve from Joe’s buddy, that was hoping Scottie would give him the D but, Scottie is straight and married. He so wants to be Scottie’s gay side piece.
by GorBi February 25, 2025
Get the gay side piecemug.