by THEULTIMATEBORSKI November 4, 2008
Get the Poop Goggles mug.complete dissociation from social norms, can't party with the big boys, loses bowel control with over excitement.
desecrates on hostesses bathmat out of confusion caused by alchohol/drug combination. poop-on-bathmat
by the hostess needs new bathmat October 16, 2010
Get the poop-on-bathmat mug.A new game of ever increasing popularity that is the direct result of the advent of camera phones. It involves taking a photo of your latest fecal creation and sending it to a friend (or enemy). The picture sent must be of your most recent bowel movement. There are no poop-tag-backs unless the reciever can produce a significantly more impressive sculpture of excrement. Extra style points are given if the reciever of the picture message is on a date, in a meeting, at church, etc.
Poop-tag!...You're it!
by Johnnybunch May 14, 2009
Get the poop-tag mug.A messy poop that will have you returning to the bathroom later to finish wiping up the after-effects.
by Boxman37 July 20, 2008
Get the boomerang poop mug.a poop that is taken after eating an ethnic food. Italian food makes a hearty poop, Chinese food makes a poop liquid-ish and somehow makes people hungry for it after describing these variations of pooping
M: Where were you?
E: I was in the living room
M: Liar!! you were avoiding me
E: Fine I was taking a poop. I had Chinese food last night to give you a better visual.
M: LOL. Is it wrong to say that Chinese sounds good right now?
E: Eww you sick bastard. I am talking about my ethnic poop and it get's you hungry.
E: I was in the living room
M: Liar!! you were avoiding me
E: Fine I was taking a poop. I had Chinese food last night to give you a better visual.
M: LOL. Is it wrong to say that Chinese sounds good right now?
E: Eww you sick bastard. I am talking about my ethnic poop and it get's you hungry.
by Chubrok December 17, 2008
Get the ethnic poop mug.Residue collected in a clothes dryer's lint trap. Word has it, that this poop is the result of a dryer's consumption of a single sock. Normally, the sock's mate is left untouched, causing consternation to the sock's owner.
May also include items that the dryer attempted to nom, but was unable to successfully digest--chapstick, coins, anti-static sheets, etc.
May also include items that the dryer attempted to nom, but was unable to successfully digest--chapstick, coins, anti-static sheets, etc.
Gawd, look at all this red dryer poop....where the heck is my other red sock!?
Did you fish my chapstick out of the dryer poop? I left it in my pocket again.
Ooo, $1 bill in the dryer poop. Free coke for me!
Did you fish my chapstick out of the dryer poop? I left it in my pocket again.
Ooo, $1 bill in the dryer poop. Free coke for me!
by thekelty January 14, 2010
Get the dryer poop mug.When someone takes a dump, comes out of the bathroom, sneaks up on you and puts their hands around your neck in a playful, joking manner. They may or may not have washed their hands.
by Dmills January 3, 2009
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