Ninja Creami

When you tell her you’ll pull out but you sneak it in, just a little bit, at climax.

Couldn’t help myself to a ninja creami now I’m paying child support

by Don Jr. March 16, 2025

Ninja

Ninja is a god that dyes his hair different colors every now and then

Ninja got a 360 no scope

by Flanner June 4, 2018

Ninja

Infamous cult leader. Blocked on many school district search engines. Makes money off of entertaining young boys ages 6-18.

"Who on Earth did that to your child?"
"Ninja."

by dripgodry April 26, 2022

ninja bone

when you look at some one across the room with eyes almost squinted shut in true ninja style

the pug under the table thinks I don't see he's awake and ninja bone me

by nicole marris October 24, 2008

ninja

Euphemism for the derogatory word "nigga"

Hey, whasup ninja!

by dangnuggets July 1, 2016

head ninja

When a girl starts an argument and some how turns it around to be your fault regardless and then you begin to think it was your fault all along.

I totally pulled a head ninja on mark the other day over the $9000 Gucci bill. I told him if he stayed home with me more I wouldnt spend as much money, so then he started crying and apologizing for not being around as much.

by QueenHeadNinja December 3, 2009

Ninja

An Australian word used to write down a list of things, and then have another person decide on which thing the person should do, The term comes from the Name Picker Ninja website. Phrase was coined by Biamca Smith in March of 2020

Anthony: Damn mate why is taking so long for Desiree to ninja
Beatrice: I don't know, she had a really long list

by AussieVictoria December 9, 2020