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ninja turtle

when someone opens up to their fear or tells a deep story about themselves, but is interrupted by someone who says something unnecessary or asks some nonsense. the phenomenon is called beeing "ninja turtled"
"I told my deepest fears but was interrupted by an ninja turtle"
by Merihaka July 29, 2021
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Coffee Ninja

Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary

There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...
P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.

P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!

Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity
by Birbados November 21, 2021
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Ninja

Ninja, a fortnut player that seems to be getting bigger in popularity by the moment. (As of 2018)
Ninja has been known to be dying of ligma recently.
1.)Ninja is good at Fortnite
2.)Ninja is dying of ligma
by What if I don't want a usernam November 11, 2018
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Ninja Creami

When you tell her you’ll pull out but you sneak it in, just a little bit, at climax.
Couldn’t help myself to a ninja creami now I’m paying child support
by Don Jr. March 16, 2025
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Pillow-Ninja

—“Do you think they are good in bed?,

-“Trust me, they’re a damn Pillow-Ninja!”
by Dee Empty November 13, 2022
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Rapper Warrior Ninja

A gag on The Eric Andre Show. It's like American Ninja Warrior but better.
Guy One: Remember when Danny Brown walked through soiled underwear on Rapper Warrior Ninja?
Guy Two: Man, that was nothing compared to A$AP Rocky walking on mouse traps and getting shoved into a kiddy pool!
by N1mrod November 30, 2020
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ninja

a traditional japanese warrior who likes to stay undercover for the most part, who lived during the age of the samurai. but know all it is is a 20 or so year old man play fortnite all day, living off sponsorships and EBoy wannabe's donations
Ay my boy Cracked like ninja at fortnite!
by anonymous December 7, 2020
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