twat monkey

Buckle shopping, Affliction wearing, hair gelling, UFC loving douche bag that wacks off to Tapout and cant get enough of going to the gym, taking selfies of himself to show on facebook, and is the most egotistical retard on the planet. (Most UFC

and Tapout fans)

Man chris used to be cool til he got into that gay ass UFC shit, hes such a fucking twat monkey now.

by WVTOMBLIN85 May 24, 2014

Yoga monkey

A camel toe in yoga pants

A girl walks by in yoga pants and I was like BADAMN.....that girl got a yoga monkey.

by Red hot January 21, 2015

SPUNKY MONKEY

A white monkey that was shoved down Kyle's underpants. Then covered it in semen and then proceded to launch it with high velocity at my face. The last step of a spunky monkey is throwing it out of a window at an old woman.

Me:No kyle don't throw the spunky monkey at me!

Kyle:*launches*

Me :Ow my foken eey!

Me:*throws spunk monkey out of window*

Kyle:Oh shit you hit that old woman.

Me:you hit my eye.

by Job pillow beast May 7, 2018

sausage monkey

A Girl , normally short in stature that has a keen regard for penis, and the sexual energy and morality of a Bonobo chimp .

The date went well, she turned out to be a sausage monkey .

by Gibdog82 October 6, 2016

Gravel Monkey

A slang term for Civil engineers primarily used by Mechanical engineers. This term is more prevalent in engineering students where the 'fued' between mechanical and civil engineering students is common. The term is most obviously a play on the racist term sand monkey for people from arab/north africa regions.

"Look at that gravel monkey making forces balance out to zero"

by MechElyfe June 20, 2018

monkey city

a city where you will find birds, balls, and booze

I went to that monkey city, but I left with the clap and a hangover.

by c. obscura November 2, 2004

Chuff Monkey!

A small brown monkey that fits in your palm, found in the rainforests of Argentina

by Anonymous May 9, 2002