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Kevin

A pejorative term for any man of colour perceived to be acting-out in a stereotypical way and medium sized black dogs.
I went down the pub and it was full of Kevins, so bad I had to get the hell outta there!
by Martimusmaximus November 23, 2021
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Kevin

Kevin is one to love driving and the outdoors. He has a big heart for those in his life that he cares about. Once you really allow yourself to get to know him, you'll be hooked. Never underestimate how understanding and caring a Kevin is. He may not be ready for anything with you, but he is worth the wait.
"A Kevin is a rad ass dingus."
by petite qt January 12, 2022
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KEVIN MCCALISTER

When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:

Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself

Order pizza and hide the boxes

Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps

And set up traps for when your parents get home.

You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.
by Zachibald July 27, 2024
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Kevin

Kevin is a hardworking man who likes to play with dogs. He likes to cook but also to show up late to work.
That person reminds me of Kevin
by Chapo696969 April 3, 2021
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Kevin

Kevin is Gay.
by Karbonat_Erol November 21, 2021
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Kevin's Meatshed

A meatshed owned by Kevin where he will handle your meat and deliver some nice packages of meat.
Guy 1: Hey you want to catch some lunch, maybe hook up with some chicks tonight?

Guy 2: I'm fine, I just came from Kevin's Meatshed.
by BNaae October 23, 2011
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Kevin

kevin is not funny. he is average. there’s nothing special about him. he in fact, resorts to instigating to make his life interesting. he will never do his own homework. he is not a leader, he is a follower but not of karol bc he is blocked.
person 1: bro, guess who did the stupidest thing the other day

person 2: i bet it was kevin
by shawtiegotlowlowlowlowlow November 22, 2021
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