Car Shield

Also known as Carapacesshield, car shield is actually so funny and totally isn't a pedo!

Dupainaenae: “someone made me a naenae simp page”
Car Shield: “HERLPPPP”

by Naenae 🥺🦵 July 1, 2021

Car Toys

Not a better way to go.

Car Toys is not a better way to go

by JackOLantern764 March 31, 2024

car balls

Noun: the condition of your balls after a long car ride, while not letting your balls breathe. This can result in a stale, sweaty pair of nuts.

I just drove non-stop for 6 hours. I need a shower to get rid of these car balls.

by icrazylegs June 29, 2018

Race Car Business

A business run by a sociopath who will win at all costs and, ultimately, envisions themselves driving the race car themselves, running over anyone in their path.

He's building a race car business and to hell with whatever gets in the way.

by Irseer June 25, 2019

I’m a fucking race car driver

A phrase used by Kelsey Allen when she needs to explain how she’s a better driver then everyone else

*Kelsey driving and dose something dumb

Emily- “ you probably shouldn’t have done that”
Kelsey- “ It’s ok I’m a fucking race car driver”

by Emcaz June 27, 2019

polish car wash

similar to playing footsies, one person rubs their sock clad feet vigorously against another person's bare feet creating a warm sensation, usually whorishly

are you giving me a polish car wash under the table dude?

by sleepysleepysleepy July 12, 2017

Car Dragged

It's like being jet lagged, but you traveled in a car.

I just drove 16 hours straight from Chicago to Orlando, I'm car dragged.

by Mr.Chilly June 24, 2023