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penny poop

When your poop smells metallic the morning after a long night of drinking.
Bro, i drank a 30 rack and i had a penny poop this morning.
by OpieTaylor March 14, 2011
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poop stress

When you really have to poop, but there is no restroom available. Often encountered when living with multiple people in a one bathroom home. May or may not be accompanied by prairie dogging.
"Where's Scott?"
"I think he's sick."
"Probably just a little poop stress."
by Dartos November 16, 2011
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Eye-poop

Eye-poop originates from danish. An eye-poop is a thing so ugly to the eye that it should be removed from the public scene.

An eye-poop is a human-made thing and does not include animals/people.
Look at that building, that's a real eye-poop.
by oddpony October 15, 2010
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boomerang poop

A messy poop that will have you returning to the bathroom later to finish wiping up the after-effects.
Papa Ginos always causes me to have boomerang poops.
by Boxman37 July 20, 2008
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Poop Goggles

defecation upon a womans eye sockets and nose while she is asleep.
dude that asshole gave me the poop goggles and i woke up and bit his sack off.
by THEULTIMATEBORSKI November 4, 2008
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dryer poop

Residue collected in a clothes dryer's lint trap. Word has it, that this poop is the result of a dryer's consumption of a single sock. Normally, the sock's mate is left untouched, causing consternation to the sock's owner.

May also include items that the dryer attempted to nom, but was unable to successfully digest--chapstick, coins, anti-static sheets, etc.
Gawd, look at all this red dryer poop....where the heck is my other red sock!?
Did you fish my chapstick out of the dryer poop? I left it in my pocket again.
Ooo, $1 bill in the dryer poop. Free coke for me!
by thekelty January 14, 2010
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Poop neck

When someone takes a dump, comes out of the bathroom, sneaks up on you and puts their hands around your neck in a playful, joking manner. They may or may not have washed their hands.
Damn, Shotwell came out of the bathroom and gave me a poop neck!
by Dmills January 3, 2009
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