Have you tried kicking him in the grapes?

The first thing you should ask to someone who is being harassed by a man.

Have you tried kicking him in the grapes?

by yrgh October 4, 2025

why do you have to be there for so long?

I miss you

-why do you have to be there for so long?
-why do you always complain?
-I was saying I miss you...

by BennieBen1335 February 9, 2018

having a warren

cocking up a simple task in an amusing manner

Liz was having a Warren when she put her shoes on the wrong feet and tripped over in a slapstick fashion.

by Welly May 25, 2017

having hats that are the size of allah

a form of saying the word sex

me:"i love having hats that are the size of allah" friend:"what."

by jobiff March 31, 2025

I have no idea

Cum

I have no idea about Samantha cumming

by Piss baby loloololololol May 21, 2021

The 'I have kids' defense

The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.

Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024

Have a day

The ultimate form of dismissal. Used at the end of an argument or through out to bid good riddance of a conversation or situation.

An urban take on I bid you a day. Good day sir, I said good day.

Tozic Ex: You know you miss me.
You: And you’ve miss-spoked: now Have A Day. *grabs belonging and walks away.

by JodanIn92 January 7, 2022