Mint Chocolate Ice Cream

Inserting mint ice cream into the rectum of your partner with the intention of committing anal sex.

Why does it smell so minty when you fart?
Billy gave me a Mint Chocolate Ice Cream last night.
How was it?
Cold!

by AlnisPat November 29, 2015

Bon voyage, me old cream cracker

A reference used when saying goodbye to your 'old cream cracker'.

"Ah, bon voyage, me old cream cracker!" Said Sid to Roddy.

"My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.

by evillweevil December 17, 2017

Double Scoop Them Ice Cream Titties

When one sees a woman's bosom and is so enticed he compares them to not one but two scoops of ice cream titties.

Comes in many flavors: titties and cream, oreo titties, neapolotitties, tittiemisu....

Jeff: Wow, i would scoop that
Bob: Well, i would double scoop them ICE CREAM TITTIES
Jeff: I don't know. I've never really gone for chocolate.

by fat kid in movies June 21, 2011

Irish Ice Cream

When someone defecates on a cone and gives it to someone saying it's chocolate flavored.

I gave my sister an Irish Ice Cream yesterday! I was taken aback by the fact that she actually enjoyed it!
My friends pranked me by giving me an Irish Ice Cream last week! It was really sh*tty.

by SayHiToYourMomForMe May 06, 2016

wild berry cream pie cocksickle

when a man sticks his penis in a frozen pie with berrys and his male/female sucks till he creams

hunny your for made the wild berry cream pie cocksickle or do u want it to freeze more ?

by cream pie shake July 30, 2009

don’t forget to put the cream cheese in the fridge

a saying commonly used when someone is to remind someone of putting the cream cheese in the fridge

person 1: what is that?!
person 2: don’t forget to put the cream cheese in the fridge !

by dripelboeberger April 07, 2021

Cream Eating Queef Sniffer

The result of a battle royal between 3 friends to come up with the best names to call eachother.

Friend 1: Cunt Bubble!
Friend 2: Cum Blaster!
Friend 3: CREAM EATING QUEEF SNIFFER!

by wicked_cowgirl July 09, 2010