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Christian is a very amazing person and friends to he’s gf/bf. He’s very popular and has a lot of friends but says he doesn’t. Everyone cares so much about him even though he thinks people don’t. He’s strong, very loved, brightens everyone’s day. Makes everyone laugh and wants to be friends with him. He has the best personality. He is very very cute. He is a very soft guy and takes things to heart. But when it comes to girls, he is very bad at keeping promises and hurting people. But is very loving and caring to his girlfriends.If you ever have a Christian don’t let him go.
Christian he an amazing person.
by Anonymous 2567 May 31, 2020
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Christian

Christian is the kind of guy to walk around with his pants hanging low, called sagging. He is a honest guy, but he has a syndrome of not shutting up. Most people will call him a monkey, and they with be correct.

Who is Christian??

Oh that monkey looking guy that doesn’t shut up
Who is Christian??

Oh that monkey looking guy that doesn’t shut up
by briastories April 11, 2023
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Christian LaCaze

Christian LaCaze won the last four Nobel Peace Prizes.
by ThatOneGuy1231 October 1, 2016
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Christian Girl abortion

When a good Christian Girl secretly, or not so secretly, partakes in drugs, alcohol, and risky pharmaceuticals while knowingly pregnant in an attempt to induce a miscarriage. Note: sometimes failure to miscarry can still be a success if it traps the father into considerable financial obligations to support the female partner for life and their disabled and mentally stunted child.
Kevin: Beth seemed totally strung out in church today. Is she on something? I thought she was preggers.

Todd: She had a big fight with Jim last week. She's probably doing a Christian Girl abortion.
by SecretSouthernSlang May 4, 2022
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Christian

Christian
Christian
by anonymous June 6, 2021
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Christian Kale

It's Christian Bale, but with kale for head!
Wow. That kale just looks like Christian Kale!
by CptDoge November 14, 2016
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Christian

Someone who always want to be right
My name is Christian, you’re wrong
by X Tina March 11, 2024
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