NOUN
1. A school for people wealthy enough to attend a private school but not wealthy enough to attend Trinity.
2. Where students close their books, close their notebooks, and make sure they have something with which to write.
3. The building next to the building where students endure the boredom of assemblies and chapels.
4. Where having an entire room dedicated to costumes was more important than having a cafeteria.
1. A school for people wealthy enough to attend a private school but not wealthy enough to attend Trinity.
2. Where students close their books, close their notebooks, and make sure they have something with which to write.
3. The building next to the building where students endure the boredom of assemblies and chapels.
4. Where having an entire room dedicated to costumes was more important than having a cafeteria.
Hey, some kid at Eastwood Christian School just looked up if there's an Urban Dictionary entry for their school.
by mostlyhonestly June 22, 2022

Christian is the best person to ever exist. The world simply doesn't deserve him. He is bound to marry a girl called Aurora.
by CasDavFri April 6, 2024

A professing Christian, usually white, that thinks their to good to speak to other Christians that don’t attend their church or school. Usually arrogant, and will try their best to avoid you so they don’t have to talk to you.
Hey there’s John, he started going to Mount Carmel, and he to good to talk to us now, he’s a Mount Carmel Christian.
by AmazingAmy80 May 6, 2022

by stillnogamesforthePS4 October 2, 2021

A form of Christianity popular with Italian dock workers in their late 20s. Founded in the port of Savona, Italy. Uniforms are required for mass, anything that can be described as a religious gathering or public meeting in general, bedtime, and any and all crimefighting even if it involves the use of anything spider-related. Followers of this religion maintain good relations with the Pope, are often seen with either the Pope himself or Nick Fury, and above all, are sarcastic jokesters as they live and breath.
by SmileyTrek July 2, 2021

A technique derived from the spoiled child of a Filipino, the "Christian Special" is essentially a facefucking given on the first date.
by -I$zey January 2, 2022

5 year old squeaker that likes to play "Soft toys" the soft toys he meant is probably the sussy toys for woman, He likes to spam her ex Valentina Budiman just to draw an art for him, Christian Foo often blocks other people but not girls. He does nothing but scream in the mic for balls.
by JoeBalls69 November 23, 2021
