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Alcoholic asshole

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"bro I'm a silly little alcoholic asshole and have nothing else to do than drink and fuck twinks"

"I DONT FUCKKNG CARE YOI FUCMIGN FAGGOT"
by Am not gay February 1, 2023
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Ancient asshole

Refers to a taste so putrid and soul-crushing that one may prefer to ingest the powdered bodily chocolate-starfish region remains of mumified corpses from bygone days.

A taste emanating from such a foul smell that it transfers onto your taste buds.
Why that brother sniffing MD? It tastes like ancient asshole.

The best thing for a cold is ginger, lemon, honey and garlic. But the garlic makes that concoction taste like ancient asshole.

The other night I was getting lucky with this hot lil thing at mine. I stuck my tongue right down there and it tasted like ancient asshole so I threw her right back out on them streets.
by SouthseaBoyoUK October 23, 2025
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asshole

an asshole is someone who won't shut the fuck up and also stupid as fuck. they are also dick heads who nitpick others for their own entertainment.

or it could be the hole your shit comes out of
he's such an asshole

my asshole is exploding
by dababy convertable July 20, 2021
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Brute Force Asshole!!

You know who are they are!!!
by The 13th Captain December 18, 2020
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Asshole

An asshole is an individual that has seemingly dedicated their entire existence to making everybody else's lives miserable. These people are frequently aloof and consider themselves to be superior to those who they are mean to. Typical asshole behavior includes spreading falsehoods about others, pushing others down to get them where they want to go, and treating others poorly. Although there are many varieties of assholes the worst types are the ones that are also simultaneously douchebags and false angels. Although not necessarily true for all varieties of assholes, a great many types of assholes are also ignorant and manipulative.
Individual 1: I don't understand how someone can be such a complete and total asshole!
Individual 2: Yeah, how in the world can they be so mean to people and somehow get away with it?!
Individual 3: Yeah, they're a complete asshole, but the only one who can change them is themselves. *Sips tea.*
by The * Impossible * Girl May 23, 2018
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Crown Prince of Assholes

The Crown Prince of assholes Also known as a Kash these beings are so dick-ish and so mean-ish and rude-ish that they are simply know as The Crown Prince of Assholes
Wow Kash you really are The Crown Prince of Assholes
by Koolaid man May 18, 2021
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Dont be an Asshole

Dont be an Asshole, read the Content Regulations Dumbass.
by InterestingMeanings November 17, 2021
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