A miserable conscripted soldier who plays mobile legends all day and being useless and convincing random underage girls to break up with their boyfriends
Guy 1: "Have you heard? Lily just broke up with her boyfriene?"
Guy 2: "I bet Qing Long is behind this."
Guy 2: "I bet Qing Long is behind this."
by Iliketoeatalotwkwkwkw January 30, 2022
Get the Qing Longmug. by Aperzon November 12, 2019
Get the Dalton Longmug. by Long pull June 11, 2021
Get the Long pullmug. When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth
My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.
by Lil j Coco Puffs January 30, 2018
Get the long island 2×4mug. doing things like sending cute pictures when you wear new outfits or swimsuits etc when you can’t show them in person.
Girl: Hey i got this new outfit im going to wear out youd love it.
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
by stern633 July 9, 2025
Get the Long Distance Boyfriend Taxmug. by I KAN SPEEL August 26, 2023
Get the Long Island railroadmug. 