Douche-u-sign

Enhanced pdf for legal documents executed remotely. Implies that the receiver is the last in the chain and is the “douche”. In vogue now during layoffs.

So that was it. A zoom call, accept the terms on douche-u-sign for severance and hit the road.

by SvenTY May 23, 2023

M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q

At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating

Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*

by Canimexis May 28, 2021

FUCKING R U N

the phrase that your dad should yell at you when you're about to be chased by a grizzly bear

Grizzly bear. *growls at you*

Your dad: FUCKING R U N

by Someonewhoisdefinitelynotyou June 19, 2023

Aight imma fuck wit u

People use this bio on dating apps when they fuck wit casual hook ups

As Emerson saw aight imma fuck wit u in her bio he knew he found the jackpot.

by Guess you were curious January 20, 2021

no u

To reverse the blame and put it on the person who blamed you.

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2:no u

by SatisfiedSushi December 15, 2020

No u

The ultimate comeback to a losing argument and is always impossible to recover from once someone uses this on you.

John: yOur Möm gÀy xD
Billy: no u
John: no u
Billy: no u

by TherealCPlanet1 May 6, 2018

no u

It’s a hard way to lose a fight

Friend: your so gay. Me: no u

by Wakey Wakey it’s time fo scoo September 30, 2020