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Yew tree primary

It is the most shittest school you can go in of the the whole of England even the world
Oh I fucking hate that school named yew tree primary
by Yeet primary shit September 11, 2019
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The only tree in the middle of a desert

Trees are like love, the strongest ones are those that went through the most. It usually never start strong, it could be cultivated by a professional scammer who kept dying and a god who can't stop living. The god who never cared about mortals came to protect one. The man who saw bonds as currency made one that's worth more than life itself. The god, despite having a clear path to escape, found himself back at the blazing desert yearning for the mortal that roots deep within him a tree that can never fall, one that stood tall through the death of spring and the winter storm, one that not even time can kill.

The man who tried desperately to survive decided to lay his life down for his sunshine to win, begging to die a third time - the last. The all knowing god suddenly speechless facing the man he spent his lives to protect. surrounded by cactuses and the voices of the dead, they spent their last time fighting each other, each punch was a thousand sorry. carrying out the will of the dead, the god won the worst loss of his lives. He stared at the horizon beyond the cliff, bidding his farewell to his feelings and to this world as a whole. He walked towards the sky, spreading his wings yet he did not fly. Only then, the tree stopped existing
"I’m technically free of his bonds, but I feel like I’ve got this moral obligation now. I don’t understand— I can’t let him die. I just— I don’t want to see him go"

And so, even the most unlikely people can grow the only tree in the middle of a desert.
by FindmeIdareyou April 6, 2022
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Wise Mystical Tree

Wise mystical tree is the tree of life, it sprays sparkling water on you when u horny, then gives you life advice and tells you how down bad you were
just don't Andrew Tate cut it down
Bro, Andrew is trying to cut down that Wise Mystical Tree, no more free sparkling water :(
by whydidulookthisup October 4, 2022
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Tree

Tree is used when cunt is not acceptable
Stop being a tree
by Legin86 April 5, 2019
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Tree

The annoying ass people that you hate who are one year younger than you
Oh no there comes the trees
by Sannesafir January 10, 2017
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Tree bunnies

Squirrels to British people.

British people who fake an American accent have issues saying squirrel with the accent so they say tree bunnies
I was sitting on my porch with a bb gun shooting tree bunnies off of my bird feeders
by cupofpennyroyaltea April 9, 2013
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National Tree Day

National Tree Day is on October 25 in reference to Mr. Beast contribution to planting 20,000,000 trees.
Yo dude, did remember that October 26 is National Tree Day!
How couldn't I, I donated like 40 bucks!
by XenoIke October 26, 2019
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