Lagoon Monster

A large turd in the toilet….. whereas the lagoon would be the toilet bowl

Hey Dave, hang on a second, I gotta go drop a “Lagoon Monster”

by .Captain Rabbit June 22, 2025

Monsterable

VERB - A type of person that is a monster and adorable at the same time

Example: He's such a monsterable. He can be tough like a monster, but he's got an adorable heart.

by Jane The Virgin September 14, 2018

Loch Ness Monster

When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.

Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.

by #IAM100% February 25, 2019

Monster Energy

Big man in a can. Drank by 12 year olds who would like to brag to their friends by drinking alcohol but can't get served anywhere and can't get there hands on it any other way and so use Monster Energy as a substitute because it reads "no recommended for children on the can". They hang around and are considered the cool kid because they've got a can of Monster Energy. They brag when they even get served a Monster because in the UK you have to be over 16 by store policy (not law). These kids walk into newsagents who literally couldn't give a toss and "get served" and get seen as the cool kid. They wave it around and all the girls will be fighting over you for sure *wink wink*! Grown adults find this incredible cringeworthy and when the kids grow up they feel incredibly embarrassed about it.

Kid 1: YOU'LL NEVER A GIRLFRIEND!
Kid 2: OH SHUT YOUR MOUTH I'VE GOT MORE CHANGE THAN YOU! I GOT SERVED A MONSTER ENERGY AT THAT NEWSAGENTS THE OTHER DAY THAT SO INCREASES MY CHANCES OF GETTING ONE! THEY'LL ALL WANT ME! I SO OBVIOUSLY LOOK 16.
Kid 1 (Jealous): OH YEAH RIGHT COURSE DID! I COULD GET SERVED A MONSTER ENERGY AT EVERY NEWSAGENT UNLIKE YOU! I LOOK WAY OVER 16!
Kid 2: SHUT UP! NO MONSTER NO GIRLFRIEND SIMPLE AS THAT! YOUR JUST A KID!
Grown Adult (in the background): What utter babies they are!

by LordJenal May 20, 2022

lactose monster

you have GIGANTIC KNOCKERS!! they are full of milk and more than likely sling around when you walk.

Your boobs are gigantic! If we were in a horror film they'd call you the lactose monster.

by agj.8.4 March 26, 2023

Mug Monster

A babe that’s a 10+ from the back, and the side, so you assume she’s got a beautiful face to match ....but when you see it ...”YIKES ! She’s a mug monster!!”

Hey Mike, wish you could’ve seen this hottie I saw today . She had the most amazing body, but then she turned around and she was a total mug monster.

by Cam11 September 26, 2019

digital monster

(music)
A digital monster, also called digimon, is an artist always performing extremely well on the digital charts, when almost every single tops the chart. Examples include IU, AKMU, (earlier) Big Bang, BTS or SISTAR.

The two digital monsters are collaborating! NAKKA by AKMU und IU will absolutely be killing on the charts.

by inthismidnight February 24, 2022