bob

bob is your friend to the end. they will be as loyal as your alexa. if you ask them for money he will give you money.

john: hey have you seen bob?
gary: yeah, we are going to the movies later and he's paying BOO YAH

by mke March 13, 2022

Bobbed

When you are running an iRacing league race and get wrecked into by another car

Man I was running in GGR last night and got Bobbed
That sucks man, at least its just a video game

by cleanplane73 July 1, 2022

Bob Rossing

Bob rossing. When you have anal sex and use the excess fecal matter to paint a happy little tree on their lower back

Samantha wants a good Bob rossing this evening

by Moist mustard April 2, 2019

Bob Sagating

(Verb) When your dog/pet has diarrhea on the floor in your house and your robot vacuum turns on and covers your entire house in hot, steamy shit.

I woke up to the aroma of hot, steamy shit. When I went downstairs, to my horror, my robot vacuum was Bob Sagating my entire house and there was "shit everywhere"!

by Jeff Dunley January 2, 2025

Your bob

Your Bob is a common account name that people use if they’re lazy to think of a normal name.

Person one: I finally got my account done

Person two: you’ve got put your account

Person one: how about this, your Bob

Person two: you’re a lazy fuck

by FNF faceless SpongeBob March 22, 2023

Bob

Stupid idiot who wouldn’t shut the fuck up and sucks Jayden’s dick

woah is that bob?!?!!
No it’s a fucking idiot

by NONONOOOBE1LAA June 1, 2022

Bob

A fancier version of saying "one", "oneself", or anything of the sort, commonly used as a fancy example to not sound extremely monotonous. Has lately been most frequent in comedic contexts.

Person 1: oh boy i sure do like bob
Person 2: bob sucks!!!
Person 3: ...who is bob?
Person 4: man i just heard bob got hit by a car

by an extremely depressed bandu May 18, 2022