The act of holding someone down and raping them. The reason this hellish act is named thusly is because it involves five pieces of the human body to be committed: two arms, two legs, and a penis.
by SwordfishTrombone October 5, 2016
Get the The Ol' Five-piecemug. When you are a Five and your significant other is a Ten.
Alternatively could be your nickname and your significant other is a Ten.
Alternatively could be your nickname and your significant other is a Ten.
by TLNTD69 October 24, 2023
Get the Five and Dimemug. A five foot walkway is generally the width of a walkway during the British colonial era, be it a sheltered corridor or otherwise. However, the width can vary, but still be called a "five foot walkway".
In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.
Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.
In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.
Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.
Man: Damn those three skinny girls make that 12 foot wide pathway look so damn squeezy. The heck they think they are?
Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.
Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.
by BShigure January 27, 2011
Get the Five foot assholemug. Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.
by Macfac January 25, 2019
Get the Ten Thousand Five Hundred Poundmug. A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020
Get the Five Course Taco Spreadmug. by AlphaX99 June 5, 2023
Get the Five Checkmug. by TonyMophead December 12, 2008
Get the Mop Fivemug.