by Roy Blanteep November 27, 2013
Get the Snake That Spitsmug. by Thankancerboi February 28, 2017
Get the Dead snakemug. 
An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.
Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"
Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
by Banjo84 May 19, 2017
Get the albanian shoulderless brown snakemug. Used as a noun, it means a backstabber, traitor, or just simply a conniving, two-faced, grimy ass bitch.
Used as a verb: To betray.
Used as a verb: To betray.
1. (Noun) She's that type of snake who will talk sweet to your face and beef with your man one day, then come slick out her mouth about you and fuck him the next.
2. (Verb) That's because she's the type of trick who will snake you.
2. (Verb) That's because she's the type of trick who will snake you.
by The Seasoned Lioness February 23, 2019
Get the Snakemug. Scenario 1
Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.
Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!
Scenario 2
Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.
Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D
Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.
Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!
Scenario 2
Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.
Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D
by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 7, 2021
Get the Poop snakemug. When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.
First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.
by 5ft6 April 5, 2021
Get the Pretzel Snakemug.