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Kevin J*n

An arrogant, manipulative, narcissistic, selfish, toxic, inconsiderate, idiotic, greedy, cheating, lying asshole.
Person 1: Hey, do you know a guy named Kevin J*n? I heard he's coming to the party.
Person 2: No fucking way, Kevin? I hate that motherfucker.
by hater1287123 March 4, 2025
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Kevin Martin

“Kevin probably knows a lot about getting through a breakuo and rejection
We should ask Kevin Martin he would know what to do.
by Unknown@&$”)(?!&$ April 9, 2018
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Kevin Conrad

Kevin Conrad is a cutie with a booty. He knows a lot about animals and nature. He is super punny and knows how to work with his hands in and out of the garage. When in a relationship, Kevin Conrads are loyal and respectful. If you happen to find a free range Kevin Conrad, lock him down because he a great husband and a dreamy dad!
Did you see the ass on that DILF?”

“Damn that must be Kevin Conrad!”
by Honeycrispapple November 23, 2021
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Kevin

A cringe or lame action (typically in gaming) usually performed by an under performing person/teamate originating from the popular Ukev5 meme. the term "Kevin" can also refer to something bad or overall negative
by Ukev5 Lover June 10, 2025
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Kevin

Your giant bird pet.
Your enemy: Kevin?

Your dumbass: Yeah! He's my giant bird pet!

The more sensible old man who's with you for some reason: But it ran off! (Throws away your prized chocolate) He's gone now.
by MultiMan44 July 17, 2022
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Kevin Aldred

The main reason kleenex is still in business!! He prefers 3 ply. Kevin is a true believer in mind reading and owns lanes 38 to 11. Does not drive raymond trucks because he only wears a crown. Will not second guess a call to the the ministry of labour. Kevin has also pulled more pallets than another reach driver. He's a strong believer that a missing check digit is a health and safety issue!!
Kevin Aldred is a spitting image of caillou!!
by KEVIN ALDRED January 20, 2024
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Kevin Cooke

The act of tongue-punching someone’s fart box in order to clean it out and prevent infection.
We were camping and I had to poop but had no tp, so my friend Kevin Cooked my bhole to clean it out
by Sonej oderfla April 1, 2021
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