brain pain

correct and far superior word for "headache"

"I don't know, I'm having such a headache today" - "Headache???? What's a headache???? Don't you mean brain pain?!!!"

by itsbrainpainbitch April 2, 2022

fecal brain condition

Medical term for shit for brains.

Dan came back from the hospital. Turns out he's got fecal brain condition.

by Cpugh March 2, 2019

Brain Gap

To be so profoundly retarded that people legitimately believe that there’s a big ass gap where your smooth brain should be

John: I am retarded but being retarded allows me to have an open mind

Steve: This guy’s got brain gap

by The Second Darkest One November 7, 2022

Brain Suckers

Brain suckers is another name for headphones that weird / phychotic teachers use

*listening to music*
Teacher; 'THOSE ARE BRAIN SUCKERS GET THEM OUT OF YOUR EARS"

by Root Seal, Root Root August 7, 2018

lost my brain

Being stupid high.

we smoked a fat blunt and i lost my brain

by iamscotter October 18, 2019

Crash Course In Brain Surgery

A kickass song by Budgie made in the 70s which was later covered in the mid 80s by Metallica. Both versions KICKASS

Wow, I really love the song Crash Course In Brain Surgery, it kicks ass

by JERRRRRRRRYYYYYY October 25, 2022

butterfly brain

To be massively forgetful and go off on the greatest tangents. Tangents often lead to embarasssing relatable stories

I have a butterfly brain

by Imogenationistheone February 28, 2018