Long Distance Orgasm

Where you procure a small cellular device place it in a condom and insert it into your lover on vibrate. Then during the day.....make some calls at random.

Wait a sec before we leave work gotta give my girl a long distance Orgasm.

by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 August 4, 2022

long hall

A long hall is someone you know you'll hook up with in the future.

"Ahh I'm not stressed about John even though he' has a gf he's my long hall it's all good"

by icycakes November 14, 2015

penny long

Penny long(n) A short, copper-colored dick.

Katy, “I fucking hate penetration, and super pale fugly ass dicks!”

Eva, “Then find a guy with a goddamn penny long”

Katy, “Your know wassup that’s why I hang with you”

by 😜LAKE 40😜 June 19, 2018

long ye

a filthy prisoner and drug addict who disappoints everyone in his life

girl: please stop smoking meth

boy: shut up im a long ye

by swagdude34 November 21, 2023

long buzz

Long dick hair

I have a long buzz

by IHAVEALONGBUZZ February 23, 2023

Long Cum

An event similar to the long jump, where the male athletes instead whip out their cocks and see how far they can ejaculate, and female athletes sit on the floor and see how far they can squirt.

Jonaben: You wanna go join the long cum event this athletic meet?
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!

by toddrwod October 2, 2022

Long head

Someone who's head is so long it's as high as Burj khalifa.
If you want to talk to them you can't ... Cause their head is literally in the clouds

Where are youuu long head can u bend down can u see clouds from up there ???

by Whateverselena March 17, 2019