Jake

Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.

"Want to invite Jake Over?" "No way José, I'm allergic to bees."

by JustJake521 November 23, 2021

jake

a cutie bum if you will. definitely plays his pc lower to the ground.

that guy jake is too good at pc games

by greenroommm November 23, 2021

Jake

The biggest dickhead ever you'll ever meet. Jake can be a boy or girl and you will never know what they are. If they are a boy he will have the lowest amounts of testosterone ever humanely possible.

Woah she has more testosterone than Jake.

by Boomerangg May 18, 2023

Jake Clifford

a woman pelter but also loves george turners wood

jake clifford is a yute

by George turner May 22, 2023

Jake clifford

An absolute legend who hates people named George turner and would love to cave anyone’s skull in at anytime

Oh that sexy beast is a Jake clifford for sure

by Cliffy 809123 May 22, 2023

Jake

Jake is a freshman who is funny. Jake likes basketball and is a good friend.

Jake ate my socks today.

by ieatchocolatesauce May 25, 2023

Jake

A cute, freckled smartass who isn't afraid to say mean, but truthful, things. He doesn't like to hide his dirty minded-ness, and is usually gay for the homies (I.E. Homiesexual). Can be tall, but also can be short. He can be a gentleman when he wants to. He can be the guy of your dreams, or he can be your worst enemy. He can be really funny at times, but knows when it is not the time to crack a joke.

Person 1: "Woah. That dude was so funny!"

Person 2: "Yeah, his name is Jake."

Person 1: "Well that also explains why he is so Tall/Short!"

by MooshroomLuma May 26, 2023