Jake

A very interesting man. Might be depressed but a very hot man.

Jake is so hot

by JUST JØKËS October 30, 2019

jakes

opps; street slang for police

ayo, jakes at the door. hide the bud.

fuck 12. watch out for the jakes.

by Bra55Flam1ngo February 4, 2022

Jake

A good person that makes friends easily, gets good grades. No girls like jakes but it is ok. Jakes are cool keep secrets always cheers people up, always a simp and never let's a girl down.

Hey Jake can I talk to you, my teacher gave me a 85%

Hey yeah I can help you after classs

by anonymous November 19, 2020

Dirty Jake

After you fuck a chick in the ass and you throw a dip in your mouth and use her gaped asshole as a spittoon.

I’m finna find me a flower belly to be my dirty jake while I finish watching the game.

by LugNutz June 2, 2023

Jake

A true-blue bloke with a ginormous cock

Girl 1: Omg did you sleep with Jake?
Girl 2: Yeah, and wow did he have a big cock

by Willyboi696969 November 22, 2021

Dirty Jake

A Dirty Jake is when you are wanking to kittens and right when you climax your mum walks in with a brand new kitten while she is in a cat costume. So you grab the kitten and fuck the shit out of it and then proceed to rape ur mom and your dick explodes with cum everywhere.

Harry: "Aye yo did you hear what Jake did last night?"
Shou: "Yeah he pulled a Dirty Jake last night"

by McFlop774 April 4, 2024

Jake

Twat. Just like all J names

Jake is a narcissist

by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021