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Horse Piss

When one has to take such a long and lengthy piss after holding it in for an absurd amount of time.

This piss mimicks one that would come out of a massive horse cock (Thick and Steamy), although it is coming out of your average human schmeckle.
Gary “I’ll be back boys, I have to go take a huge horse piss with my rhino chode.”
by LTG69969 January 16, 2024
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Hoarse Horse

A noun describing a horribly disfigured or poor-quality drawing of a horse. This horse can have traits including but not limited to: Cartoon human head, bent neck, straight legs and rectangle hooves.
Hannah likes drawing ponies, but they end up looking more like a hoarse horse
by YourDictionaryHelper August 15, 2024
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Horse

by Pstar17 January 15, 2020
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smiling like a horse

Grinning from ear to ear. A smerk like you got away with something. Feverish grin with wide open mouth with or without teeth showing. "She smiled like a horse after being complimented by the younger man".
Smiling like a horse "She smiled like a horse after being complimented by the younger man".
by champ of all August 19, 2015
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Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...
American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018
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Horse

A two-player variation of basketball where one player makes a showboating/trick shot, eg. dribble four times, followed by a 360 degree spin and then performing a layup. If successful, the other player must attempt to replicate the same maneuver. If the second player misses the basket, they are awarded the letter “H”.

If successful, the second player chooses the next shot.

This continues until one player accumulates all the letters of the word HORSE, and that player loses.
I played horse with Blake Griffin. How do you think I did?
by KinleyTyne December 8, 2021
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Horse Rub

"I'm gonna give his penis a horse rub"
by PenisRubber27 January 19, 2021
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