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Ethan

Ethans seem like perfect guys at first. Super shy, cute, laidback, etc. They’ve got great hair, they’re super smart (like genius lvl) and it’s almost impossible not to fall in love with them. However. One day they’ll change their minds. They’ll say they don’t know if they love you or that they can’t be in a relationship anymore. They’ll play you and break your heart. And then they’ll stomp on it. Ethans seem perfect, but after a while, they disappoint you. Shy guys that turn into “cool” jerks, and they’ll make you think it’s all your fault.
Friend: Hey looks it’s Ethan.
You: Doesn’t he seem great!! But don’t let him fool you.
by one truthful dudeXD May 3, 2020
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The best boyfriend you could ever ask for. The most trusting person in the world. He will always care about you and will Comfort you when feeling down.A good soccer player and a great friend. And real tall.
Ethan is the best
by Basketball #5 February 1, 2022
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Handsome, mostly blonde, and can do almost anything when it comes to talents. He’s awesome with the ladies, and he likes to joke around with them. He has the kind of humor that you would find hurtful, but always explains why it’s funny. He will tease you, but he always means it in a playful manner. He is strong, and confident. If anyone comes across him in a bad way, he will always solve the problem whether it’s by talking back, or simply being nice. Overall, Ethan is an awesome dude who likes to have fun!
“See that guy over there?”
“Yeah that’s Ethan! He’s super funny”
“Yeah, and really cute!”
by Dude, that’s awesome April 20, 2018
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A guy who makes far too many gay jokes, but is still straight.
You see Ethan over there? Yeah we think he’s gay but he’s not.
by Incognito Man 23 April 1, 2022
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A Awesome figure skating has lots of friends and is handsome
by Scottie1616 January 31, 2018
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Ethan is the kind of person who wrestles wild Wolfe's sometimes even 2 at one.when he is done he stabs cooks and eats the wolf.when he runs out of wolves he ventures into the woods sometimes chasing the wolves while riding his deer Fabio.
He's a total Ethan
by anonymousepics September 25, 2018
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I could easily go home on a night out with an Ethan raaaahh he is very easy ont eh eyes icons stare into those brown eyes for infinitey without even blinking 😉
Ethan is a hot specimen
by Pedoff hileee June 26, 2021
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