Doing a Murray

Slang phrase for partaking in acts of self-gratification whilst at work

McMc is in the gent's toilets masterbating, i.e. Doing a Murray.

by LiVe LeE October 27, 2010

To do a Wendel

To do a Wendel you must repeat any sentence that a person has just said using different wording and adding "so it is", "so you do" etc in places that they're not needed.

Person: "I went to the shop today" To do a Wendel you would follow it by: "So what your saying is you took a stroll to a shopping establishment today so you did!"

by jenowarren06 November 2, 2010

Doing it on the dime

Having a bowel movement (taking a dump) on company time.

You: Are you heading to the meeting?
Me: No, I'm doing it on the dime.

by fixati0n- May 7, 2010

Doing the Heather

Smoking weed at work.

Person 1: Where been man?
Person 2: Out in my car doing the Heather. Im ripped man.
Person1: Dude were at work!

by Bigboy27 June 9, 2010

do-it partner

Someone you spend an hour or so with on the weekends who is not a friend, not a girlfriend, not a boyfriend, and most importantly, not a douche.

I'm not looking for a friend, I'm looking for a do-it partner.

by Lee Rubenstein November 3, 2006

DOING A PRASHANT

To leave a job and return to the same job a few month later

I'm DOING A PRASHANT because i did'nt like the job i left for.

by Hairy Moot August 7, 2007

Doing a Dairy

Whenever a forum thread you've created goes to the dogs, the least painful of solutions is to simply "Do a Dairy."

To attempt this cunning tactic all you need is to up the font size of your post and scream "MODS PLEASE DELETE!" in the vain hope that one of those good for nothing lazy buggers actually pay attention to your pleas as opposed to scoffing at you arrogantly before turning you down.

It's worth a shot.

The technique was first un-successfully attempted by DairyDark Lynx who tactic has since become known as the aforementioned "Doing a Dairy".

"OMG, everyone's laughing at my new thread!!11"
"Do a Dairy man."
"MODS PLEASE DELETE!!"
"Oh gahd, he's really doing a dairy!"

by Mad Major June 22, 2007