do a round

when you need to take a pause to urinate, smoke, and refill your drink.

hey can you pause Netflix? I need to do a round.

by psychobabbleme December 10, 2013

Do it on LAN

"p*morte"
random fuckwit coding clan
several members been caught/observed cheating

Person: Do it on LAN p*morte u coding fgts
besty: Net is the way to go
592: im a fgt cheater who got busted

by random March 19, 2003

To do a Jackson

for a small boy with an exceptionaly small head to shout out his mothers name during sexual intercourse with a woman or usualy a man.

To do a jackson:
Martin: Go on Timmy take it hard and deep
Timmy:Oh yerr ahhhhhhhhh
Martin: oooooo MARJORY AHHHHHH
Timmy: Dude did you just do a Jackson on my ass!?!?!

by Squire135 February 21, 2009

doing the taxes

a term for having sex; can involve whip cream

Hey son we are going to be "doing the taxes."

by snodtot October 4, 2016

Doing a Peterson

The term comes from Jordan Peterson and his tendency to talk in a manner that is considered too abstract and vague to understand. This typically has the effect of impressing simple-minded bozos that can’t see through his bullshit. So, anyone doing a Peterson is just an asshole using jargon and concepts that no sane man has the time to try to understand, but the speaker is just a dumbass himself because he just makes simple concepts sound complicated and profound.

"Marx wrote his critique of value and value labor was written in a hegelian sense as the abstract value of commodities is independent from material reality which in itself is a clear hegelian virtue of the mind-body dualism"
"Bro stop doing a Peterson, please speak in a common language that everyone can understand"

by Mahablanka September 30, 2021

doing the beef

Killing yourself

Committing suicide

He's a top melter def needs to do the beef.

Jeff: Hey guys do you mind if I stick on this All Time Low album for a bit? Jamesy: Nah lad were just back from a rave for 7 hours, what's ur name again? Actually dosent even matter just split lad and do the beef!

Clarke: Where's Jeff? Jamesy: Duno prob away doing the beef somewere.

by Tucker van blurt September 22, 2016

do an Ashlyn

Sleep until the end of time , hibernate, going full panda

Damn, just woke up, what time is it?

Bruh it's 8pm, you've been sleeping since yesterday,
Gosh... did I just do an Ashlyn again? ..

by Xav_Tw October 21, 2020