Christian ass whooping

Getting an ass whooping with the holy bible while getting clensed with holy water
“Dude my mom gave me a Christian ass whooping yesterday”
“Lmao rip you
by Santa 🎅 November 20, 2018
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Christiane

Do not look directly at Christiane, she is too bright. At the sight of her, your eyebrows will burn off, but she is a good friend. She is also the best gif giver. Your moving images are rubbish in comparison.
Stranger: "I think I am immune to Christiane's glow!"

That same Stranger 2 seconds later: "AM WORNG"
by Thelongesttoe November 23, 2021
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Christiane

Christiane is the best person you will ever meet. She will always help you whatever it is.
Christianes are well known for their hospitality and amazing cooking and baking skills.
If you have a Christiane in your life, you are more than lucky.
I am the most lucky girl because my mom is a Christiane.
Thank you Christiane you are amazing!
by Mfae November 23, 2021
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christiane

Christiane is the most beautiful girl you will ever know. Omg her eyes are so stunning and her smile can bright someones day. And har body, she got a big booty and atlathic body. She gets all the boys. Her personality is the best, she is so charming and cute. Every girl is jealouse of her because she is perfect.
Wow look at that booty!
Yeah it must be a Christiane!
For sure, look at that smile too, and her eyes! I just can't get enough.
by babybaby223344 January 21, 2019
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Christiane

Is the sexiest motherfucktresse in the world. She takes shit from nobody. Is always the smartest intellectual in the room. She is bad as hell
Dammm… she Christiane’d that
by Bgjbcdh September 13, 2021
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northwest christian

A school where if money doesn’t fall out your ass, they bully you into submission.
Dang he goes to Northwest Christian, he must have quarters plopping out his ass.
by Parker Farr June 05, 2023
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