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Secret Life Of The American Teenager

By Far The Most watched/contreversial hit tv show on ABC Family. Basically a teen gets banged in band camp and figures out shes pregnant, while a slutty chick cant decide if she likes her "bed buddie" more than a bed buddie, & a jesus loving goody goody struggles with her parents disapproval towards her boyfriend.
Jane-Hey Sally! wanna go to the mall this Tuesday?
Sally-Heck No! Im watching the Secret Life of The American Teenager!
Jane-Whats that?
Sally-a bunch of teen sluts dealing with pregnancys and one night stands
by Jazzahoe August 9, 2008
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Secret Life Of The American Teenager

Another dumb teen drama, but this one is a tad different. Instead of hinting around taboo subjects like teen sex and pregnancy, they just come right out and talk about it. Doesn't really give a full description of "Secret Teen Life" though - IE, there's no talk of suicide, cliques, drugs, etc. IMO, the title is a tad misleading.
Secret Life Of The American Teenager, sex sex sex, "Did you hear? I'm a crazy Christian!"
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cauc-african american

a white cracker who attempts to be black but stays some what neutrau!
Steve is one crazy cauc-african american!
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north american lightening rod

when a big thunderstorm is happening a male runs out into the middle of a field ties a piece of metal around his penis waits for his soldier to stand tall. and then waits for the lightening to strike
hey man me and a bunch of the guys are heding out to the field for a north american lightening rod wanna come?!
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american ass fuck

When two American black guys have a threesome with a American whore and they stick both there dicks in the anus of the whore making the whore bleed to death.
Black guy:Damn! That Whore Got The best American ass Fuck ever! I'm doing that again!
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Spanish-American War

When the aliens first made landfall on the colony of Spain and abducted several small children. The Spanish then proceeded to blame the Americans, sparking conflict. The aliens would return many times throughout the period abducting more and more children until Spain eventually ran out and died off as a people. They say you can still see the ghosts to this day...
The Spanish-American War was kinda lame.
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American Online Answers

The crappiest and least reliable of all answer forums.

It acts like a virus in that it will force you to use it whether you like it or not. Most people with half a brain won't use it.

The only people that use it are illiterate, judgmental retards who get pissed of at the smallest things.

Below is a comparison between how a normal human and an AOL user would do to comfort someone who lost a loved one.
Homo sapiens:

I'm sorry for your loss.

Typical American Online Answers User:

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(Translation is inhumanely impossible)
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