Ghost mouse

That moment when you extend your arm to grab the mouse, but you forget it either isn't there or you didn't plug it in at all.

This page is so long! It takes ages to scroll it with my laptop pad, let me grab my... oh.
Just had a ghost mouse.

by kansas54 May 16, 2017

ghost writers in the sky

Da team of words-and-melody-notes jotters who actually composed da now-hugely-famous country-music selection, but put Johnny Cash's name to it.

An author should actually be da one to write his own compositions, or said plagiarizing fake might be condemned to join da ghost writers in the sky for all eternity!

by QuacksO December 22, 2022

ghost walking

When your body is still sleeping in bed and you are up walking around in a daze knowing that your body, mind, and soul is still asleep in bed.

I am at the dog park but I don’t remembering driving here. I must be ghost walking - DR

by Ad Exec RJL January 11, 2024

Dick ghost

When your man is really arroused but can't get hard and still gets off.

I was giving him a lapdance to try and help with his limp noodle but all i got was the dick ghost.

by Riffraffbitch17 October 6, 2019

The Ghost of Juan

The source of the anonymous network messages that get sent out over computer servers as office or school pranks.

"Oh man, I think the ghost of juan is trying to tell me something..."

by Springfield Dropout October 27, 2009

Ghosting

A term coined generally by millinials that picked up great popularity after 2014. This social phenomenon i essentially when one party in a relationship, decides that instead of being an honest and upfront person in life, and facing possible backlash by their counterpart, that they will stop all communication with said person to avoid confrontation and reality. Others might say it is called “Letting someone down easy” where as a matter of fact one is just too scared of confronting another about how they feel or that they’d no longer like to communicate with said person

Jim: Hey Gavin, what happened to that girl Julia or whomever you were talking too??

Gavin: I couldn’t tell ya man. Things had been looking good the past few months, then boom, shes gone. I think she is ghosting me. I Haven't heard from her in a month bro.

by deceptivetypist69 January 29, 2018

Splenda ghost

When you live in your exs head rent free.

Low cal. No effort. Just like Splenda.

Haven't talked to my ex in years. Splenda ghost.

by Hanabal71 December 10, 2021