Raisin Turd

A bowel movement that comes out like little round raisins.

Her butt was so big, she had no choice but to poop raisin turds

by Chakra882 March 5, 2022

Sir Turds A Lot

The definition is of someone who is rude and bully's you and you need a quick and easy nickname for them.
This definition was created by a 13 year old of 2018-2019
Who is best friends with the guy who invented BEANSTAB

Man 1: Come here scrub
Man 2: What do you want Sir Turds A Lot

by G3T GH05T3D November 1, 2018

Crunchy Rat Licking Turd

Someone who is a bummer ,ugly and rude. Someone that believes in things that only help them out and does not fight for equal rights. Call someone this to just truly confuse them.

Person 1: “Trump 2020”
Person 2: “CRUNCHY RAT LICKING TURD”

by Shrexgotsmallpp September 20, 2020

turd forsaken

turd holds itself together better than this
it is below turd
turd has abandoned it

i really don't like this turd forsaken place

by jasonSkeen April 10, 2023

turd guard

Someone who guards against turds

Usually wares brown with an umbrella and a turd hat.

The turd guard failed his job when a huge turd fell on his boss.

by Your maternal figure May 23, 2017

Sir Turds A Lot

A meaning of a person who you hate and need a quick rude and punishing nickname for them
Created by a 13 year old kid nicknames railroad of 2018-2019
Best friends with the guy who created BEANSTAB

Man 1: hey what's up dumb butt
man 2: nothing Sir Turds A Lot

by G3T GH05T3D November 1, 2018

Japanese turd

A turd of any diameter that is a minimum of 6" in length.

Barry is taking his tape measure to the bathroom. He thinks he is gonna drop a Japanese turd.

by Creekdaddy70 February 29, 2024