Bounce, to have a

To drop or force something that has elastic potential, (Usually a spherical object, such as a Ball so the forces of gravity pull the object towards the earth's core. On contact with the earth's crust the elastic potential is changed into kinectic energy propelling the object back on a simular or at a opposite reflected angle. This is consided to be one bounce, but a object may bounce more than once if it has the energy sufficient to do so.

'Let's have a bounce!'

'I bet I can bounce this babybel off his head'

'Bounce, to have a or not to have a'

by Frosty Pink and the 11 warps July 18, 2008

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Have you ever been of a corporals course

It what all stuck up corporals say to the ranks below them.

Person 1: My room is so messy, but it isn't a promotion course so I don't care
The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.

by The victim of a corporal October 16, 2017

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Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job

You fucking failure.

Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."

by Hym Iam May 04, 2024

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Having a Chalky measure

A measure of any alcoholic spirit served in the West Midlands that is generally done by eye but is significantly more than a pub measure and could increase as the night goes on

Hi, go sit down on the settee while I fetch you a drink and you can tell me about your day, I'm having a Chalky measure if you want to join me

by Helpful Dood March 31, 2023

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