Tea vessel is a move that was performed by very horny men.
Tea vessel means a man going down and finding poop in his girlfriends' panties, and then eating it for pleasure.
Tea vessel means a man going down and finding poop in his girlfriends' panties, and then eating it for pleasure.
by Danks of Memes December 5, 2016
Get the tea vesselmug. I'm sorry if you seen this, I'm sorry if you had to imagine that, I'm sorry.
I know it's disgusting as hell, but someone is gonna/will do that kind of stuff and you know it.
I know it's disgusting as hell, but someone is gonna/will do that kind of stuff and you know it.
Paulin: it's a horrible night
Caresy: what do you mean
Paulin: it's... I wish I could forget about it, in that small alley, that man, that... monster, it haunts me!
Caresy: what happened?
Paulin: I just...I just watched a man putting a tea in pp
Caresy: ...
Paulin: ...
Caresy: do you have it?
Paulin: beside the washing machine
Caresy: thanks.
Caresy: what do you mean
Paulin: it's... I wish I could forget about it, in that small alley, that man, that... monster, it haunts me!
Caresy: what happened?
Paulin: I just...I just watched a man putting a tea in pp
Caresy: ...
Paulin: ...
Caresy: do you have it?
Paulin: beside the washing machine
Caresy: thanks.
by Proxley the serwofun caretaker September 5, 2020
Get the Tea in ppmug. A revolting experience described as follows.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.
So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.
You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.
So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.
You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.
by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016
Get the brother's teamug. Slang for when someone you're gossiping about is nearby but you don't want that person to know you're gossiping about them, like a code.
by kimtete January 7, 2020
Get the The tea is on the dining tablemug. 
by Cleetus Chan November 22, 2022
Get the Tea Timemug. She just a sweet tea christian, nice as pie on Sunday, but the rest of the week she will stab you in the back if you get in her way.
by Zpford01 August 3, 2021
Get the Sweet Tea Christianmug.