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A flying start

Named after the famous flying start from the breakfast menu of a Morrison's cafe.

When making a cooked breakfast you wrap bacon around your dick and crack an egg on top, you then put your toast in the toaster and try to cum. Ideally before the toast pops. You then cum on the toast and have friction cooked scrambled eggs and bacon.

Can also be done with a friend ideally a female to friction cook the sausages.
Decided to treat the missus to a flying start this morning. She lapped that shit up!
by Ubenvanglooben October 2, 2017
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Flying

"Want to go to lunch tomorrow?"
'Yea as long as we are not flying'
by jjo44 August 20, 2021
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Flying ace

An asexual person who acts as a "wingman", helping their friends get dates/partners
"Why is Morgan here?"
"He's my flying ace! He introduced me to my last boyfriend."
by Willy Shakes Jr. August 12, 2021
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Flying Monkies

A term used for those who choose to engage in narcissistic abuse, triangulation, coercive control, and gaslighting along with the head Narc. The "ring leader" sets the stage for people that will tell the truth about who they are, the flying monkies intimidate harass, judge and otherwise manipulate and torture the victim. The goal for all of them is the pleasure of bringing someone down who can see right through them.
'Did you see the way A's son's father just fell right into being one of his other baby mama's flying monkies?!' "Yeah both B and C have been relentless and downright ugly to her, I didnt realize those two were so damn pathetic they have to go and have a smear campaign against her?" SHES A GOOD MOM
by YouCantStopMeBruh December 31, 2021
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Office fly-tipping

Discreetly depositing one's workplace detritus at different bins around the office. Reasons for doing so include smell of lunch remnants, lack of one's own bin, producing too much paper based waste, to annoy work colleagues, for spite.
Simon: What were you doing in payroll?
Will: I was office fly-tipping.
Simon: Teriyaki don?
Will: Yessir.
by SatMisc November 21, 2013
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Flying donut

Talented. Brilliant. Incredible. Amazing. Fabulous. Stunning. Spectacular. Hot. Kind. Beautiful.
Flying donut is the best stan acc
by Asslegend October 19, 2020
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Indian fly trap

when you shit in the centre of the room and wait for fly's to come then stomp on the shit killing the fly's
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